Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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