Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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