Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I am never drinking with the goths again.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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