Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
i think my cat just said my name.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
