k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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