My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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