Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
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Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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