It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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