there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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