i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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