VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
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I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
The air taste purple.
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