I wanna bring you to show and tell
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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