when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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