No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
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the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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