BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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