that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
