On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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