Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Do vagina's smell?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
