Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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