why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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