I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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