why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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