can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
she told me i tasted like america
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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