he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
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Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
You don't make any sense
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