She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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