ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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