just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
People in love make me want to vomit
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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