Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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