You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
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the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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