She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
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I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
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