Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
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Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
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ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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