and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
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The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?