I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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