I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
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all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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