You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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