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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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