She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
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Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
whose parrot is this?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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