So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
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