And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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