is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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