Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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