After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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