But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
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Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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