My brain says no but my pants say off.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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