Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize
