we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
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when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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