Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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