So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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