Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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