Where did you get a picture of my penis
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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