Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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