worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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