I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
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Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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